Fall anime season

For those who care here is a picture of the fall anime season.

Creature Corner – 1

So my first d & D post and it shall be a creature creation.

Todays creature is Faeries…

No not sort of Faerie this sort:

So here are the creations (No extra info as of yet once they are fully complete they will be put on the D&D page I have):

Sparklemoth Faerie Level 1 Minion
Small fey humanoid XP 25
Initiative +7 Senses Perception +2
HP 1; a missed attack never damages a minion
AC 15; Fortitude 11, Reflex 15, Will 12
Speed 8; Fly
Spear (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+3 vs AC; 5 damage
Stun powder (Stanard; Encounter)
+7 vs Will; Target is now dazed (save ends)
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealh +10
Str 8 (-1) Dex 20 (+4) Wis 14 (+2)
Con 12 (+1) Int 13 (+2) Cha 8 (-1)
Equipment Short Spear, Faerie Dust

Fleablaster Faerie Level 2 Artillery
Small fey humanoid XP 125
Initiative +5 Senses Perception +4
HP 31; Bloodied 15
AC 14; Fortitude 21, Reflex 16, Will 13
Speed 8; Fly
Spear (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+4 vs AC; 1d6 + 2 damage
Sting Shot (Stanard; at-will) * Force
Ranged 10/20 +9 vs AC; 2d4 +2
Daze Slayer
The Faerie deals 1d4 extra damage against a target that is dazed or stunned
Faerie Escape (immediate reaction when hit)
Shift 2 squares
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +12; Nature +12
Str 8 (-1) Dex 20 (+4) Wis 14 (+2)
Con 12 (+1) Int 13 (+2) Cha 8 (-1)
Equipment Short Spear, Faerie Dust

Waspcrusher Faerie Level 3 Soldier
Small Fey Humaniod XP 150
Initiative +7 Senses Perception +5
HP 46; Bloodied 23
AC 19; Fortitude 16, Reflex 20, Will 15
Speed 8; Fly
Spear (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+6 vs AC; 1d6 + 3 damage
Lance from the sky (Stanard; Encounter Must move more than 3 squares flying)
+8 vs AC; 2d8 + 2; Can shift up to 2 squares
Tricks of the Feywild (Standard; Recharge 5,6, target must be dazed) * Weapon
Perform 2 Spear attacks and knock target Prone.
Formation Dance (Minor;Recharge 4,5,6;Close Burst 2)
Any other faerie creatures within the burst can shift up to 2 squares.
Faerie Dodge (immediate reaction; missed attack)
Can shift up to 2 squares after a missed attack
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +15; Nature +15
Str 15 (+2) Dex 20 (+5) Wis 11 (+0)
Con 13 (+1) Int 13 (+1) Cha 10 (+0)
Equipment Short Spear, Faerie Dust

Faerie Magician Level 3 Controller
Small Fey Humaniod XP 150
Initiative +2 Senses Perception +5
HP 45; Bloodied 23
AC 17; Fortitude 15, Reflex 20, Will 16
Speed 8; Fly
Twig Wand (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+3 vs AC; 1d4 + 2 damage
Slight of Hand (Standard; at-will) * Psychic
+5 vs Will; 2d4 + 3 target is dazed until end of their next turn
Strike of the wild (Standard; recharge 5,6) * Force
Range 10 +5 vs Reflex; 1d10 +6 damage, Target is restrained until the end of their next turn
It’s Magic (Standard; Encounter)
Create two Aspect of the Faerie Magician’s in adjacent squares
Magic Trick (Minor; Recharge 5,6)
Swap places with one of the Aspect of the Faerie Magician
Aspects Begone (Minor; at-will)
Destroys the Aspect’s and the It’s Magic power is recharged
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +15; Nature +15
Str 13 (+1) Dex 20 (+5) Wis 11 (+0)
Con 10 (+0) Int 15 (+2) Cha 15 (+2)
Equipment Twig Wand, Faerie Dust, Pack of Cards

Aspect of the Faerie Magician Level 3 minion
Small Fey Humaniod (illusion) XP 50
Initiative +2 Senses Perception +5
HP 1; A missed attack never damages a minion
AC 17; Fortitude 12, Reflex 17, Will 13
Speed 8; Fly
Twig Wand (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+2 vs AC; 1d4 + 1 damage
Slight of Hand (Standard; at-will) * Psychic
+4 vs Will; 1d10 +3; Target is dazed until end of their next turn
Strike of the wild (Standard; recharge 5,6) * Force
Range 10 +4 vs Reflex; 1d10 +3 damage, Target is restrained until the end of their next turn
Illusional Dispersal (Standard; at-will)
All Aspect of the Faerie Magician’s are removed from the battle and the creating Faerie Magician It’s Magic power is recharged.
Illusion Begone (Immediate Recation; Death of creating Faerie Magician)
The Aspect of the Faerie Magician is killed
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +12; Nature +12
Str 12 (+1) Dex 18 (+4) Wis 10 (+0)
Con 9 (-1) Int 14 (+2) Cha 14 (+2)
Equipment -

Plantdwelling Faerie Level 4 Lurker
Small Fey Humaniod XP 175
Initiative +9 Senses Perception +5
HP 54; Bloodied 27
AC 19; Fortitude 17, Reflex 21, Will 18
Speed 8; Fly
Spear (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+6 vs AC; 1d6 + 2
Blossom Blast (Standard; recharge 5,6 Must be invisible) * Force
Close burst 2; +9 vs Fortiude; 1d8 + 3 Targets are stunned until the end of thier next turn
Chamelonic Wings (Standard; at-will)
The faerie becomes invisible until it makes a action.
Faerie Escape (immediate reaction when hit)
Shift 2 squares
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +13; Nature +13
Str 14 (+2) Dex 22 (+6) Wis 10 (+0)
Con 12 (+1) Int 14 (+2) Cha 14 (+2)
Equipment Short Spear; Faerie Dust

Faerie Warblade Level 3 Elite Brute
Small Fey Humaniod XP 300
Initiative +9 Senses Perception +5
HP 122; Bloodied 61
AC 17; Fortitude 19, Reflex 23, Will 16
Saving Throws +2
Speed 8; Fly
Action Point 1
Sword of the Faerie (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+7 vs AC; 1d8 + 4 Target is Dazed (Save Ends)
Spear Lunge (minor; at-will) * Weapon
Reach 2; +4 vs AC; 1d6 + 2
Dance of the Faeries (Standard; Recharge 6) * Weapon
+7 vs Ac; 2d6 + 5 Target is kncoked Prone and is stunned until the end of their next turn
Blood Of A Fey Queen (When First Bloodied; Encounter)
Dance of the Faeries is recharged and the Faerie makes a Spear Lunge
Faerie Dodge (immediate reaction; missed attack)
Can shift up to 2 squares after a missed attack
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +12; Acrobatics +18
Str 15 (+2) Dex 22 (+6) Wis 10 (+0)
Con 14 (+2) Int 10 (+0) Cha 12 (+1)
Equipment Short Spear; Faerie Sword; Faerie Dust

Faerie Whipblade Level 5 Elite Skirmisher
Small Fey Humaniod XP 350
Initiative +11 Senses Perception +5
HP 124; Bloodied 62
AC 19; Fortitude 18, Reflex 24, Will 17
Saving Throws +2
Immune Charm; Resist 10 Poison; Vulnerable 5 fire
Speed 8; Fly
Action Point 1
Spear (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+10 vs AC; 1d6 + 4
Fluttering Strike (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
Faerie shift 3 squares (fly) and performs a spear attack
Whiplash (immediate when a attack misses Faerie) * Weapon
+10 vs Ac; 1d8+4 target is slowed (save ends)
Endless Strike (minor; encounter) * Weapon
Target up to 3 enemies and use whiplash on each
Faerie Escape (When First Bloodied; Encounter)
Teleport up to 10 squares
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +17; Acrobatics +17
Str 13 (+1) Dex 22 (+6) Wis 12 (+1)
Con 12 (+1) Int 12 (+0) Cha 13 (+1)
Equipment Short Spear; Faerie WhipSword; Faerie Dust

Faerie Wild Magician Level 5 Elite Controller
Small Fey Humaniod XP 350
Initiative +10 Senses Perception +5
HP 122; Bloodied 61
AC 19; Fortitude 17, Reflex 22, Will 19
Speed 8; Fly
Twig Wand (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+6 vs AC; 1d8 + 4 damage
Slight of Hand (Standard; at-will) * Psychic
+7 vs Will Target is dazed (save ends)
Strike ofthe wild (Standard; recharge 5,6) * Force
Range 10 +8 vs Reflex; 2d8 +4 damage, Target is restrained until the end of their next turn
Magic Box (minor; at-will) * Charm
Close Burst 3 +8 vs Will; 2d4 + 4 shift enemies up to 3 spaces
Faerie resources (When first bloodied; Encounter)
Strike of the wild is recharged; Faerie teleports up to 5 spaces
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +14; Nature +20
Str 12 (+1) Dex 22 (+6) Wis 13 (+1)
Con 12 (+1) Int 17 (+3) Cha 17 (+3)
Equipment Twig Wand, Faerie Dust, Pack of Cards

Anthitis Faerie Queen of Flowers Level 6 Solo Controller
Small Fey Humaniod XP 1250
Initiative +10 Senses Perception +10
HP 130; Bloodied 65
AC 21; Fortitude 19, Reflex 24, Will 21
Saving Throws +5
Immune Charm; Resist 10 Poison
Speed 8; Fly
Action Point 2
Flower Sword Strike (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
+11 vs AC; 1d6 + 4 Target is Dazed until end of their next turn
Floral Lunge (Standard; at-will) * Weapon
Reach 2 +9 vs AC; 1d4 + 5 Target is knocked prone
Shower or Pollen
The Faerie make two Flower Sword Strike and a Floral Lunge
Nature Furious Grasp (Standard; Recharge 5,6) * Necrotic, charm
Targets up to three targets with in 10 squares; +8 vs Will; 1d10 + 5 necrotic damage. The target is
domintated (save ends) and knocked prone.
Release the wild (free, when first bloodied; encounter)
Natures Furoius Grasp is recharged and used immediatly
The True Face Of Nature (Standard; encounter) * Fear
+9 vs Will; Close blast 3; 1d12 + 4 targets are stunned until the end of their next turn and
restrained (save ends).
Alignment Any Languages Elven
Skills Stealth +15; Nature +15
Str 14 (+2) Dex 23 (+6) Wis 12 (+1)
Con 10 (+0) Int 18 (+4) Cha 18 (+4)
Equipment Flower Sword, Faerie Dust, Floral Spear

Finishing Series Review – 1

In these I’m going to be putting my thoughts and feelings on series that I have just finished (when I remember of-course).

Nazca

So what do Inca warriors and priest, Japan, Re-incarnation and anime have in common… Not much unless of-course you are referring to the anime series Nazca which is a series that is about just those things.

So lets expand on this a little bit, a high school boy and his friends find out they they are the re-incarnations of ancient Inca warriors becuase of a local Kendo master finding out the same thing about himself. It also just so happens that these warriors where involved in a fight over and incredible power that could destroy the world with some aligning with the Inca Warrior Yawaru (The kendo master) or Warrior Bilka (Kyoj the main character).

Okay so their is out plot some reincarnated dudes are fighting over a ancient Inca magical power and of-course have magical powers themselves, well I got to give it to the creator (Tokita Hiroko) I haven’t seen Inca’s in anime before but apart from that the plot is a bit generic but entertaining none the less but what really struck me about the series was the design of the Inca warriors… lets have a look at a some of them.

Just look at the clothing, so stylish and the hair I mean the purple hair can defy gravity when it wants to.

Feathers in the hair are defiantly in in this series and the priestess outfit…

All joking aside the animation and designs are incredibly well done in this series and don’t seem that silly while your watching it.

Next on the list we have….

Aika R-16 Virgin Mission

So the first episode of the new OVA Aika Zero has just been subbed so I thought I would look it up and found that it was related to a series called Agent Aika which in turn I found was had prequel called the aforementioned. So I thought I would start at the very beginning and this is what I got…

So the “plot”. Aika a 16 year old who has just got her C-Class salvager license gets hired by her fellow class mates and members of the treasure hunting club (which is one of “those” clubs) who want her to take them underwater to solve the mystery of their sempai’s mark (marked in the red ring below).

We now have a plot to drive us forward which in this series, in my opinion, just give the creators a chance to find ways of slowly undressing the cast and offer some amazing camera shots (why shot from the top down when you can go from down up ad get the pants in) but it worth watching for the final scenes and the hillarity that it brigs with it.

So in all we have a series that has a lose plot that is just excuse for panty shots and breasts and compromising positions needless to say I’m now downloading the original series and going to be watching the new series (^_^)

Hope you enjoyed

Katana out

Life as a Helldesk Operator – 1

So this is my one of my “things” for this blog, the Helldesk operator taken from my experience working as computer support, with the added “what I would have liked to done to some people” addition.

If you see T.N – that my translation of stupid user talk into English so enjoy.

Life as a Helldesk Operator – 1 – I want to complete my game.

The bosses are away for a “meeting”, meaning they have gone of to play golf at the local course for 9 holes, giving me a good couple of hours of freedom to sit and do nothing, read play whatever flash game takes my fancy this week.

30 minutes in then IT happens, the phone rings.

“Bastards, bloody users just don’t know when to ring.” They always ring at the most inopportune of moments, just about to add another game to my list of complete games.

“Hello computer helpdesk.” Answer as sweet as anything.

“Hi is the computer helpdesk?” The idiot replies.

“… Yes it is, how can I help?” I reply.

“Well I’m using Word and its not copying the text.” Replies my new worst enemy of the day.

“Okay what have you do so far then sir?” Still all sweet.

“Well I’ve used the clicky thing* and made my text go blue and then clicked the right part down and chosen copy but it hasn’t copied it any where.” The local muppet answers.  (*T.N Mouse)

I reply helpfully as always “Well Sir this is a common problem, now I’m going to tell you the quick fix and then we are going to fix it permanently. Okay?”

“Yup that fine.”

“Okay first you need to select where you want to put the copied text. Done that?”

“Yup.”

“Now Right Click and select Paste. Done.” grunt of approval. “Now save the document and close it… by pressing the Red X in the top corner. Well done.” Time to go for the kill.

“Now sir are you admin on your computer.” grunt number two, obviously the user if of a such a high intelligence that the spoken language means nothing to him anymore. “Okay if you go into my computer, then the C Drive, you should see a folder called Windows, go into that now right click on the folder called System32 and run the program called Cleanup and that should fix you problem for good”.

“Thanks very much.”

“Oh one more thing the fix won’t take effect until you restart your computer.”

Okay a quick note here Cleanup is a program I got the system boys to install on ll computers and for the most part it does what it is meant to, cleanup the crap of the computer, except that version we are using has a slight modification in that when it run on a folder called System32 it will go in and delete random dll files, some might call this a bug I call it a permeant fix to any problem.

5 minutes later the user from before calls back.

“Hello Helpdesk I restarted my computer so the “fix” would take effect expect now my computer doesn’t turn on” He seems quite panicked, time to help the poor guy properly.

“Sorry this isn’t the  Computer Helpdesk we deal with Marketing queries let me transfer to them, happen all the time”. When I said help I mean put his call through to one of the myriad of adult phone service and then set up a redirect to a different one each time his number tries to ring mine.

I’m not bitter or anything users just shouldn’t interrupt my game time.

Welcome one Smelkom all

It has begun!

I have a blog and I’m not afraid to be incoherent on it.

Be prepared for the rambling’s of a soon to be disgruntled ex computer help desk person who’s looking forward to being a computer science student again and has developed a small disliking of of computer illiterates and idiots.

Katana out….